Ice bucket challenge got me like 😂
The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to
I can see it now, the one white cop that wasn’t like the others. It’ll be Leo’s first Oscar
He’ll be like “all this, is so wrong! what have we become?” and get watery eyed as he hugs his blond wife and son
I am cold and I am bright and it’s a curse of mine to be sad at night.
—Laura Marling, Where Can I Go? (via walk-through-walls)
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.